Ambiguity, Amphiboly, and Amphigorey Too

risk-of-being-free asked: 7, 25, 50

7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?

I’m pretty sure that that was a point in my life in which I was positively unfazed by everything. Or at least, I really cannot think of anything.

25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?

The rainbow jacket: It would depend upon the occasion. It would have to be quite an occasion for me to wear it.

The neon yellow sweater: No.

The Checkered pants: Also no. Unless they were Victorian checkered pants, and came with a complete set of Victorian clothes and accoutrements.

Of course, if I were required to wear any of these for a role, I would enthusiastically wear them.

50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!

But, but…I’m not sure I have 5 awesome things. What actually constitutes awesome anyway? I’m going to go with just unusual or vaguely interesting things.

1: I…started college at 15. That’s unusual, at least, if not awesome.
2: I’m a semi-talented actor? People have said that anyway.
3: I do parkour.
4: I where a suit (or at least a tie) most days of the week, and was voted the classiest person at my college.
5: Um…I just don’t have many things to brag about. Or that are that interesting. I wrote a musical once?

The best asks, ever.

• 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
• 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
• 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
• 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
• 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
• 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
• 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
• 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
• 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
• 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
• 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
• 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
• 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
• 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
• 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
• 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
• 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
• 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
• 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
• 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
• 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
• 22: Which continents have you been on?
• 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
• 24: Backpacks or satchels?
• 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
• 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
• 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
• 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
• 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
• 30: The latest you've ever slept?
• 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
• 32: Do you pick at scabs?
• 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
• 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
• 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
• 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
• 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
• 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
• 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
• 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
• 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
• 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
• 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
• 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
• 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
• 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
• 47: City or nature person?
• 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
• 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
• 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!